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Sad but expected in so many ways!

Ahhhh yes, Kelly Anne Thomas, the woman who would have squished me with her heel if she could have because she was so angry that I called The Key West Pirate’s wife a stepford wife; because she needed to placate and hold onto the puke with plastic surgery! The woman who has such a degree of hatred and bitterness inside of her, that she claims to have contracted my publisher and spoken to them, sent them a letter, or something ridiculous like that to “ensure I never get a publishing contract.” As if she has any say in that! Apparently, her vindictive behavior came back and haunted her by this sentence:

“My assailant got off on hitting women, or at least me. The men didn't touch Rob save for pointing a gun at Rob.” Yes, Kelly, you’ve sure figured out THAT scenario!

Honestly, I wouldn’t even wish this on Princess Kelly, even with all her venom directed at me because I'm negotiating a publishing contract! I won’t tell her what else I’m negotiating. It might send her over the top, but I do feel sorry for her and “Rob” for having this happen. Nobody deserves this!

While it’s true, I’m not much of a fan of the Kelly Anne Thomas variety, I think their naivety and isolation by hiding in an enclave of North Americans generates a bit of envy and wrath in the people that surround her. In Central America, envy and jealousy can be a deadly experience. We've lost a few friends over such types of hatred. While I’m sure her colorful bitterness and desperation to destroy anyone she feels envy over probably isn’t helpful in Latin America, certainly this isn’t the way to deal with it. Unfortunately, this is part of the culture that the Americans who stand away from the masses never get to know. But then, I read this:

“Every time something bad happens, we can find an excuse. "He is an asshole and deserved it," or "She was carrying way too much money to the beach."

He was an asshole and deserved it? Kelly, dear, sweetheart, WOMAN! You are the biggest asshole I’ve met, and honeybun, I STILL don’t think you deserved what you experienced! How can you justify ANYTHING so bitterly? Why do you enjoy another person's misery like that? Maybe it’s your approach to life that brought out that “dark side” of the thief! You seem to have a dark side yourself, in your analysis of others! JEEZ Louis! You are cold and cruel saying someone deserves to be robbed or stabbed! I’ve been around violent crime my entire life and never used your odd “coping mechanism!” I've never justified criminal behavior...there is nothing justifiable in robbery or assault. It's vicious, chickenshit, and nothing that should generate excuses against victims.

She adds, “Sure I piss people off, but that's usually because they don't like my directness or economic and political opinions and prognostications.”

No honey, it’s because you are one of those magical nitwits who confuse your lack of comprehension in life, twisting it into arrogance like so many dumb human beings. Stupid dull people tend to piss off the world. But even though you are pathetic. you STILL didn’t deserve that!

“We pay more taxes than almost any business in town, despite that many businesses have greater sales than we do.” God BLESS the Sandinistas, eh? They bilk you and very likely robbed you too! But hey! Ain’t Nicaragua grand? And EIGHT BURGLARIES? Those damned Sandinistas and collaborators! They sure are a protective bunch, no? And this is a masterpiece! And HEY! I know I'd broadcast that my business was the most taxpaying profit making enterprise if I'd just been robbed and assaulted! Wouldn't we all?

“We are far less ostentatious than the majority of foreigners living here, … we own a bookstore,” Yup, that’s not ostentatious in a poverty stricken socialist country where people can look up your husband’s wealth building on the internet at all! This gal is BRILLIANT! ROFL

Now, for anyone looking to invest in Nicaragua…here’s the telling story from one who claims to love it there:

“but Nicaragua is facing an economic disaster. We have had a drought that has killed most of the corn and rice and much of the coffee crops in the country. The EU and Japan have cut off foreign aid. There isn't any aid available, anyhow given that we are in the beginning of a global depression. Tourism is way down, despite the lies propagated by government officials. Investment is down. There is almost no new construction. Jobs are decreasing right and left. Businesses are going under. The dollar is about to crash and tax revenues are down, and now we have a drought that will cause massive malnutrition. All these things indicate that violence will increase.”

Kelly Anne Thomas at least had the decency to be honest there! That’s exactly what we are hearing too, from NICARAGUANS! Wanna invest in that? I'm not sure I'd piss off the collaborators by putting down their officials, but we all approach things different ways, don't we.

This was priceless and sad all in the same post. Not priceless because poor silly Kelly got hurt or robbed, because that was tragic; but because she is so dull as to believe the police were not involved…in Nicaragua…where crime is solved in a heartbeat. Hate to tell you, Kelly, but if they had wanted to solve this big mystery, it would have been solved. Stop fooling yourself! THIS one evaded the cops and collaborators. AMAZING!

And she owns a store, but she isn’t a resident? How does that happen, LEGALLY?

“I don't have a gun because I don't have residency.”

Kelly, get residency somewhere safe, or where you don’t have to fear this type of thing. I don’t fear this in El Salvador, because I live behind a protected and guarded area to ensure this doesn't happen. You don’t have to live unsafe to live among the people. Even the people in Central America don’t live that way! Use your noggin and get somewhere safe, and if you want to hate the world, then in Latin America for God’s sake, keep your friggin' mouth shut!

Learn the culture when you move somewhere. A rookie in Nicaragua could have told you this was on the horizon. Why do you think we chose not to remain there, or return? Do you really think its that hard to get residency in that God forsaken country, especially after you've pinpointed the head of DGME as an extortionist? Especially if you offer to pay off the right people? Christ! Phil Hughes even knows that much! They were handing out asylum after our case there to keep mouths shut, for God's sake! My husband told them to keep their mosquito ridden country and put on his form, "I'll NEVER return and shoot me if I do, because I'll be that stupid!" Pissing off Roger Pablo Morales to the point he nearly had a stroke. They couldn't GET him out of the country fast enough after that! And he was laughing all the way! And I've been laughing ever since! You don't have to live third world to live in the third world, for Christ's sakes! You can have a bit of humility and still have a decent life.


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