I remember this one interesting time when a local farmer about sixty years of age had asked me for some medicine. I don't remember exactly what the symptoms were, but I gave him two sudafed.
A few weeks later, he came and sat down at my side or waved me over to sit near him; I can't remember. Something important was on his mind.
"You know, I want to talk to you about being a man."
I thought, "Jee, great, I'm gonna hear some great Nicaraguan story about being a man."
He said, "You know sometimes it's just really hard to get it up!?" Then he looked at me apparently convinced I would have magic solution to this particular problem.
"I've heard about it," I said, "I know what you mean, I mean, it's happened to me."
"Uh-huh? And?"
"And?" I said.